I decided to tape our friend Arkom because I just knew he was going to give me a good story. This was from a couple of nights ago around midnight. The background to the story is that Arkom, for all intents and purposes, has a 5 year old daughter named Geena and a wife named Sai. We were having a typical discussion about life and here Arkom is telling a story about a typical saturday afternooon at home. What’s great about this story is that it begins with 500 baht and ends with 500 baht. 500 thai baht is $14.95US. It’s the middle of the month, there are 3 mouths to feed and Geena wants to go to 7/11. And who can blame her? And to sum the story up, it’s cheaper to send Geena to summer school than it is to deal with 7/11 and the ice cream man. Sorry for my swearing.
Now, you know… I spare the food in the refrigerator, almost finish now. Have to spare the last time again. Have only 500 baht left. And Geena “I wanna go to Seven, Seven, Seven, 7/11″. Noooo. “I just want to buy some candy, not toy”. Geena, I tell you now, we don’t have any money for toy, for candy, only food. Only. You understand? I tell her. “Yes but, I want to go Seven.” You want to looking Seven? 7/11? You want something, you want something there? You want to, only looking ok, I take you go. “I want some only candy.” She don’t understand. She don’t understand her mother don’t have any money. But when ice cream coming, she run to me. (hum, damn fucking ice cream cart, ya know? Right? Does it come past the house?) Yeah. (Ice cream cart, will you get the fuck…. (Unintelligible. Laughter.) And this evening, roti. (Wait, what is it? Wahl’s?) Wahl. (Wahl?) They have like a sound doo-doo-doo. (Does he say something?) Yes. (What’s he say? He says it in Thai, what’s he say?) Hey say, uh, ‘Ice cream pormae (mother and father), Wahl coming or something’ (laughter, Wahl coming). And then, then the kids running (yeah, of course) and then Geena, running to me, “I want to buy”. If… I can’t say no because, the kids go around the ice cream and then Geena… if… she upset… I have to give her. (How much?) 20 baht. (Shew, Lorraine only spends 9 baht at the Dairy Queen). But, they come, you know, every 3 hours and different brands. (Oh good lord, ya know when you hear it coming, close the door. You should tell them like, listen, don’t come around). No, now I realize about teacher said, uh, you want, you want Geena coming to school for summer? 500 baht. Now I agree with her, I agree with teacher. (Yeah, 500 baht, cheap).
And… a picture of the bar food from the other night:
